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Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML


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On 10/19/2010 at 1:20am - health - by coeurdlucky - United States

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in her defence she was probably on a lot of pain medication, but people in the hospital never care who sees any part of their body, its just how it works.

#1 - On 10/19/2010 at 5:49am by aussie_babe91

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Just think of it as a glimpse into the future.

#2 - On 10/19/2010 at 5:49am by FFML_314

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