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Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22820) - you deserved it (2197)

On 09/17/2010 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

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Kick his ass! Some friend you got there.

#2 - On 09/17/2010 at 1:07pm by iheartowls

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kick him square in the balls to "see his reaction".

#8 - On 09/17/2010 at 1:16pm by BeautifulDizaztr

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