Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML
by hmb / 09/16/2010 at 2:50pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
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So, even the dog can tell you're not a lady, but a tramp.
#5 - On 09/16/2010 at 5:28pm by perdix
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#2 - On 09/16/2010 at 5:27pm by CelloNerd
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