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Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31638) - you deserved it (2573)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:50pm - health - by hmb - United States (Louisiana)

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So, even the dog can tell you're not a lady, but a tramp.

#5 - On 09/16/2010 at 5:28pm by perdix

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#2 - On 09/16/2010 at 5:27pm by CelloNerd

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