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Today, my mom had big news. I've been trying to get her to quit smoking because of second hand smoke for 20 years. She learned today that second hand smoke severely affects animals as well. Her big news? She's quitting. She doesn't want to hurt the dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50196) - you deserved it (2064)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:23pm - health - by whatthehell (woman) - United States (New York)

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