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Today, my mom had big news. I've been trying to get her to quit smoking because of second hand smoke for 20 years. She learned today that second hand smoke severely affects animals as well. Her big news? She's quitting. She doesn't want to hurt the dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53798) - you deserved it (2749)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:23pm - health - by whatthehell (woman) - United States (New York)

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its crazy how much more people care about animals than people these days...

a lot like in the movies, you can watch hundreds of people die and be upset, but as soon as a dog dies you begin to feel bad (example is i am legend, the human race was being destroyed and nobody cared until dog died)

#2 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:14pm by kwbuzz23wk

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+11

Well. . .at least she quit

#4 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:14pm by blondemoment

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