Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27782) - you deserved it (6230)
On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)
divorced's life also sucksToday, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Pain also deserved itToday, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly,…
#1 - On 09/03/2010 at 5:18pm by SeduceRecycle
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#4 - On 09/03/2010 at 5:22pm by YupImBack
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