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By Jesska - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML
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livelaughlove22 0

oh wow IDIOT!

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Sydknee 8

the only thing I can say is, FYL.

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Hevzy 0

definitely not good but you should her been looking where you were going! tut tut tut x

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KarinaLizeth18 5

lmao shame^ hahaha

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tweetbaby14 18

YDI for pointing it at your eye.

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MarkerofMagic 0

where were you applying it making it shoot into your eye o.o

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Brittney_E 0

hah. sounds like something i'd do Xp

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wintamint101 7

no need to get rid of that icy hot

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2kool4skoolyo 0

48- it's a product that is used on sore body parts. first being it's really cold an then after 5 min it turns hot to dull the pain away.

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residentZERO 0

i see hot! u see hot! u can't see because of icy/hot! FYL! :(

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LoganBballin16 0

comment moded!! lol but for real of ur an idiot! who dose this??

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ianbennett123 0

ydi for sqeezing too hard

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JillianlikesVogu 0

That shit BURNS. Sooo much.

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turtlemansam 6

I MODDED THIS!!!!

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Prodigy7 4

OP, did the slamming part help make your eye feel better?

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alsnyder12 0

how does one run in agony? stated as is, the op's reaction to feeling agony is to randomly run. hmm

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RochelleRedvines 8

See, that's why you aim AWAY from your face.

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bravesfan112233 0

icy hot makes me horny

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

2: As did I, but with Capzasin(sp?). Not fun. >_<

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pandemic_fml 0

My aunt put some on her knee, which rubbed off on her clothes when she went to the bathroom, which then went places that IcyHot should never go.

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

Wow, jeez OP. You need to learn to calm yourself in serious situations like that. Yeah it's scary but it can make things worse if you freak out. FYL

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atomicwedgie4u 0

& clearly did for op as proven with the red eye & concussion.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Which creates a domino effect of other shit happening

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randomguy1millon_fml 0

Which makes it shitteyer

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colleen2920 0

retard. ydi for not having common sense

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WTSchool 0

Well what'd you go slamming your face into the faucet for?!

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tandem123 6

I really don't appreciate your use of "retard" as a derogatory term. Thank you.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

put some icy heat on the bruise on your face from the faucet..

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remy3106 10

were u applying the IcyHot on ur face? Because I don't see how it woul get into your eye any other way

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