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Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (4656)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)

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 Nooooooo good.

#1 - On 09/03/2010 at 5:18pm by SeduceRecycle

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shit happens

#4 - On 09/03/2010 at 5:22pm by YupImBack

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