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Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8295) - you deserved it (36339)

On 09/02/2010 at 12:03pm - health - by Sickie. (woman) - United States (Texas)

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