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Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26780) - you deserved it (4369)

On 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm - health - by prego - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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hop in the shower next time and just let it all out!

#12 - On 08/24/2010 at 1:52pm by amerwin

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awww that sucks.... :(

#1 - On 08/24/2010 at 1:44pm by bummervacation

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