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Today, I found out the "small termite problem" the inspector told me about wasn't so small when a box from the attic fell through the floor and hit me in the head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28143) - you deserved it (2989)

On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)

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Ouch! ):

#1 - On 08/23/2010 at 12:44pm by samanthadude

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Look on the bright side, now you can install a firemans pole

#36 - On 08/23/2010 at 3:00pm by JINJANINJA

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