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Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9755) - you deserved it (31563)

On 08/14/2010 at 12:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders)

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How wouldn't it be noticeable after first use?

#10 - On 08/14/2010 at 5:21pm by angylnova

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put on lightening foundation then?.. duh.

#16 - On 08/14/2010 at 5:25pm by heyhihellogoodby

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