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Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25611) - you deserved it (2780)

On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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Tell her a joke about her lungs.

#1 - On 08/11/2010 at 1:04pm by Freeze

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Bitch slap her back.

#3 - On 08/11/2010 at 1:06pm by FFML_314

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+28 | 10

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