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Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19223) - you deserved it (2448)

On 08/01/2010 at 12:10am - health - by lonely (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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