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Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML

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On 08/01/2010 at 12:10am - health - by lonely (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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At least he not only brought you home, but also gave you some sustenance.

Maybe I'm just odd, but I wouldn't expect my Dad to stay with me if I was alright.

I mean, if you were unable to carry on by yourself, like you just had surgery and were not able to move or some similar scenario, then that's fucked up.

Other than that, it really doesn't sound too bad.

#5 - On 08/01/2010 at 6:11am by ArtemisRising

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y r yall being so mean? she cud be in alot of pain bc she maybe hasnt healed up all the way yet. i mean seriously is anyone nice anymore?

#30 - On 08/01/2010 at 6:51am by tbugroxxs98

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