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Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML


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On 08/01/2010 at 12:10am - health - by lonely (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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At least he not only brought you home, but also gave you some sustenance.

Maybe I'm just odd, but I wouldn't expect my Dad to stay with me if I was alright.

I mean, if you were unable to carry on by yourself, like you just had surgery and were not able to move or some similar scenario, then that's fucked up.

Other than that, it really doesn't sound too bad.

#5 - On 08/01/2010 at 6:11am by ArtemisRising

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OP your dad shouldn't have left you on your own, he doesn't need to sit and hold your hand or anything but he at least needs to be in shouting distance incase something happens.

Golf is just a waste of a good walk anyways, I'm sure it could have waited.

#33 - On 08/01/2010 at 7:19am by monnanon

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