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Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9387) - you deserved it (39886)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

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Booze to get drunk enough to be stupid - $50

bet to lick own elbow - $20

hospital bill after dislocating own elbow - $2000

Look on your friends faces when you lick it - Priceless

#15 - On 07/25/2010 at 6:30am by Elate

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well at least you proved yourself

#3 - On 07/25/2010 at 6:13am by glendahoee

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