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Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

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On 07/23/2010 at 8:06pm - health - by fiery (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Always put the hot sauce on the door. Lesson learned.

#5 - On 07/24/2010 at 3:08am by stormin972

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by the powers of naughtyness i declare this particular drop of hot sauce to be really really hot.

muahahahaha

#31 - On 07/24/2010 at 3:29am by abalgatti

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