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Today, my wife, daughter, and I get to spend the next 4 hours in the ER. Why? Because we're all throwing up at the same time. At least it counts as a family activity. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29482) - you deserved it (3272)

On 07/16/2010 at 12:17am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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this FML reminds me of a family guy episode :)

#4 - On 07/16/2010 at 6:22am by unfortunate_13

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Not sure that required a trip to the ER. it was more than likely food poisoning and it will pass. obviously OP felt well enough to post on FML.

#17 - On 07/16/2010 at 6:57am by Stumblebum30

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