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Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

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What the fuck is wrong with your sister?

#2 - On 06/26/2010 at 9:55am by Babushka_Homyak

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That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle.

"Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"

#6 - On 06/26/2010 at 9:57am by ArtIsResistance7

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