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Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML

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On 06/16/2010 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

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When they're gone, sneeze on everything they own, sleep in their beds, etc. So when they get back, YOU can go to the beach and THEY can be sick.

#29 - On 06/17/2010 at 3:51am by Salaminizer

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:( Sorry OP. Happy Birthday and hope you get better!

#3 - On 06/17/2010 at 3:05am by boyhero

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