Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML

#11246854
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25086) - you deserved it (1664)

On 06/16/2010 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Blank's life also sucks
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables,…

Top comments

:( Sorry OP. Happy Birthday and hope you get better!

#3 - On 06/17/2010 at 3:05am by boyhero

See in context

+5 | 2

This scenario seems to be common in fml's.

#2 - On 06/17/2010 at 3:04am by TruckMom

See in context

+2

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by