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Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23535) - you deserved it (1565)

On 06/16/2010 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

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