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Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21081) - you deserved it (7948)

On 05/31/2010 at 5:15am - health - by FarisH (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

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I had braces for years... many people do.... jeez, get over it princess.

#19 - On 05/31/2010 at 10:11am by lexuality

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Having braces doesnt suck.. its normal. But what is GOING to suck is actually wearing them. It HURTS like hell .. your lips get BROKEN inside the mouth. The pain lasts for a week. And then every time u meet orthodontist (every month) its going to hurt AGAIN .. for some days. .. I have braces :D

#7 - On 05/31/2010 at 10:06am by kalakaster

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