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Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10451) - you deserved it (36734)

On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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I'm not fat, I'm fluffy

#27 - On 05/22/2010 at 4:02am by nimasag1

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It's impossible too drown when no water is present, Dumbass.

#17 - On 05/22/2010 at 3:38am by x805xUnknown

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