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Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Ohh don't smile." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24319) - you deserved it (3576)

On 04/22/2010 at 1:37pm - health - by :) - Greece (Attiki)

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ydi

#1 - On 04/22/2010 at 5:03pm by grungecat

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ouch.

#2 - On 04/22/2010 at 5:04pm by yourlifesucksyui

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