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Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26740) - you deserved it (40847)

On 04/15/2009 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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