Love: With friends like these…

With friends like these…

By dreadedmafia86 - 12/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

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By dumpedchick - 25/06/2009 02:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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You need to leave

By trash your own house!! - 09/09/2023 06:00

Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML

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By MyLife - 03/03/2019 12:00

Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML

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By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one- or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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I need one

By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

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A friend in need…

By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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Stok35 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:09

what a bitch

heartlessagony 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:07

Some best friend =/

Comments

Jessicaiful 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:19

I agree with Snickerdoodles too, I also have had a friend like that before, and it's true that you feel so much better if you just don't put up with their shit anymore. OP: I feel terrible for you, those kind of things hurt.. it's like one backstab after another.

deathartisan 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:49

that's why ou shut out the rest of humanity an live your life the way you want, wait. that's probably my depression problem. oh well. **** it, and op. lose the shitty friend

Gluevah 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:35

Well, looks like it's time to get a new best friend 8D

sublime2craig 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:07

that's what you get for being a bitch

spurslover 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:17

Looks like it's time to 'dump' the so called best friend! She obviously fuckedddd him! I'm sorry OP, FYL!

Betz 10

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:31

ShitzNGigglez: yes it may be too much "too" ask when you don't seem to proofread your posts either.

bryttanicutter 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:00

**** that bitch some friend

a_borshunist 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:26

Idiots put enough jealousy in their relationships without it spilling over to their friendships too. Assuming you three were all friends, she had every right to console him. Even if she did **** him, he's single now and can therefore **** whoever he wants. It's no longer your business who he *****. The relationship's over, accept it and move on with your life. Even if she was your "best" friend (what, people are supposed to rank their friendships?) she is under no obligation to put your needs before her own. The only person who should be putting your needs first is you. You all have your own lives and you should respect that, not expect her to drop everything she's doing to go to your stupid pity party, especially when she has better things to do like actually have fun with her other friend (OP's ex). You're the one being a shitty friend here, not her. You three should have all been getting wasted together (and if you can't "handle" spending time with your ex because it's "awkward", then you're an immature, clingy little shit. Deal with it. I've seamlessly transitioned from relationship to friendship before and so can you.)