When there is edible food in my fridge By Lewis - 18/12/2018 18:00 Actually, it never happens... I agree, your life sucks 255 You deserved it 83 Share Tweet Share
Today, my dad, who never supported us growing up, and who calls once a month to collect his monthly living expenses, gave me an ultimatum: either buy him a plane ticket so that he can come live with me forever (he's a raging alcoholic) OR to send him $4,500 US Dollars (which where he lives is someone's 6 month salary). FML I agree, your life sucks 547 You deserved it 106
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML I agree, your life sucks 462 You deserved it 95
Today, I rushed to the post office to mail an important document for the study abroad program that I'd applied for, which was due in a few days. Just as the envelope slipped out of my hand and into the mail box, I caught a glimpse of the upper right corner where there was supposed to be a stamp. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 321 You deserved it 39 283
Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 580 You deserved it 15 552
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML I agree, your life sucks 52 042 You deserved it 4 156
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML I agree, your life sucks 25 132 You deserved it 2 362
Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 924 You deserved it 3 962
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 175 You deserved it 130
Calm yourself!
I’ll just grab a quick snack & no one will ever know...