Kids: Well done sweetie

Well done sweetie

By Mommy - 29/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

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By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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Potty drama

By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 04:12 - United States

Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By AdoKitty - 11/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Redlands

Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl". Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML

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By Disgruntled - 16/03/2016 12:01 - United States - East Lansing

Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML

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Thursday 30 September 2010 1:40

Was she watching a boy potty training? Next she'll be asking where her "peanut" went. You've got a future gender bender on your hands.

fmlwinnn 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:36

wow...

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Perplex_fml 2

Thursday 30 September 2010 3:43

this made me laugh more than most FML's wow that's kind of disapointing it must have been a boys peeing video and she got confused

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 3:55

If a potty training story is a FML then FYL indeed!

ticklemepnk333 2

Thursday 30 September 2010 4:52

aww that's so cute! not an fml one day u will look back on this and remember what a cute baby ur kid was

RafaelFTW 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 4:59

LOL not much of a FML, just historical(:

oldenuff2party 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 5:00

then don't have kids dumbass

Desurain23 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 5:08

@ 22, ydi for attempting to combine three words into one... "she'll 've" also notice how i said three instead of 3? stick it you lazy ass

ohthebloodygore 16

Thursday 30 September 2010 8:08

#102, YDI for not taking the time to learn how to reply correctly. Also, notice how I capitalise? Shove it, lazy arse. On a different note, you're an idiot.

raesolis86 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:20

#102 - #22 meant to write "she'll be" not "she'll've" it was a typo dumbass

qhaw 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 5:20

lol cute

icadragoon 11

Thursday 30 September 2010 5:31

My daughter did this a few days ago, she was very upset. she's learning though that mistakes happen, she also watches the Elmo's potty time. it's her favorite DVD right now. lol!

mmonster 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 6:03

That's so cute(:

swiftangel 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 7:16

For those of you calling the kid dumb, you are idiots. No one is born automatically knowing the correct way to use the toilet. It takes time and yes mistakes do happen, but she's partially there!