Trippin'

By oxymorons - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter, or my son. Turns out they all are. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 019
You deserved it 3 251

Same thing different taste

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It's amazing how many people that u think u can trust turn out to have the capability to steal from u. My ex roomate used to steal my meds all the time. I hid them, and he wld still find them. I finally broke down and bought a little lockbox with a combo lock to put my meds in. I tried a key lock, but she found the key! I ended up having to report her to the police bc she was stealing cash from me as well. I'm sorry u have to deal with this OP. Best advice is to get a lock box or safe of some kind. Good luck.

anannymus 0

If you shared they wouldn't have to steal from you!

charlesucci 0
TheOmen46 1

Dad, mom told us to sell them at school while she sells them at work to make extra money for our dirt-poor beggin azz family

PinkFun1969 9

Oh no that's bad change the pain killers out with laxitives. ha ha

TLCisme 0

Wow, did you marry into this relationship with her kids as a package or did you raise these kids?

chanicol 2

Dad? lol, it would be mine if he used apps. not this daughter, I live in another state, but everyone else...