Transportation: Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 17:29 - Australia

Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50m down the street so that I would be confused when I come out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML

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By brokeasajoke - 11/11/2009 16:13 - United States

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Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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MiddleChild08 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 23:16

YDI for having an immature girlfriend. Tell the cops she stole it, get your car back, and dump her.

0515_dw_090084 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 23:13

If she has a car you should ask her it you can borrow it then park it not far from were you live in a no parking zone. LOL.

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PutDownTheGun 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:00

How'd she manage to get pulled over in that short a time? I've seen some pretty bad drivers, but that's one of the worst. Make her pay for your transportation for the rest of the 28 days.

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 30 September 2009 5:52

Erm, who are you talking about and to? You should hit the reply button first. If you're talking about me.....well, just answer the question and we'll go from there.

Captain_Jello 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:06

YDI for living in a country where they can impound YOUR car if someone else drives it without permission.

Blacksnake_fml 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:15

YDI for sayin whilst.

bobbhy01 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:33

she's a woman, erratic personalities should be expected

aria02 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 9:12

hey whilst is an awesum word. whilst whilst whilst whilst whilst :P

bobbhy01 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:35

moonlight_daze 8

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:52

"While" not "Whilst"..

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 30 September 2009 4:41

hell yeah were doing it were making it happen but theres like 18 comments to go so no slacking

ithedarkone 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 4:56

YDI for not making love to your girlfriend.

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 30 September 2009 5:48

Was that massive sarcasm/bitchiness I just read? Oh gee, I'm sorry I ******* agreed with you. Some people.....

Calaura9 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 6:51

Agree with 57, if you tols them she stole it, why would they impound your car? It WAS her fault anyway. Let her deal with the consequences. What ever they are I'm sure they aren't as severe as 2k to get a car out and 28 days without it.