Miscellaneous: Today, while we were driving down the highway, I had my foot...

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By when will my sock return from the war - 14/02/2016 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, while we were driving down the highway, I had my foot outside the window when suddenly a biker drives up to the window and pulls my sock off, he drove away laughing maniacally, whilst waving my sock. FML

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