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By FootballNeverAgain - 20/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, while playing football with some friends, my friend hit me so hard with his shoulder in my back, that my lung was hit out of place and I'm in the hospital. He refuses to accept that he did anything, saying "it's football, you should've expected it". FML

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