Love: Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station...

By Cheyennereed - 17/02/2013 15:50 - United States - Shaw A F B

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

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By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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Say hello, wave goodbye

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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Great day out

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

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By Nikki - 15/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

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qwillis98 20

Sunday 17 February 2013 18:56

Wow what an ass. Maybe he was angry because you were going to the movies without him?

wlddog 14

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:14

Some rules are just meant to be broken.

Comments

Nave42 7

Monday 18 February 2013 4:53

The guy was being a dick, but still, breaking up with him seems harsh. If my significant other were to do this to me, I might be pissed, but I don't really think it would be grounds to just terminate the relationship. Maybe I just put up with too much.

Deviant_fml 5

Monday 18 February 2013 5:15

They search your bags nowadays? Holy shit...

JestrRulz 12

Monday 18 February 2013 6:19

the majority of ticker prices go to the film maker. The only money to be made by the theater is in concessions. If you feel it is too high, go 1.5 hours without stuffing your face!

JestrRulz 12

Monday 18 February 2013 6:22

192 actually money DOES grow on trees.

catharsis5 9

Monday 18 February 2013 6:25

Wow, the person on the front never asked me that. He must know you so well :D

ethereana 2

Monday 18 February 2013 6:49

talking about taking job seriously well I would say he's making money he will make it up on your birthday

ni0ve 9

Monday 18 February 2013 7:17

whyd u hand it over

CarissaKiller 8

Monday 18 February 2013 8:24

Maybe he confiscated it so he could take it home later and watch a movie with her at home and laugh about it. I think that would be kinda cute.

dftba 13

Monday 18 February 2013 16:45

So, he publicly humiliates her, takes her property, and then forces her to leave--which actually causes her to lose money, because where I live, tickets aren't free. And even though he works there, there's not a high probability rate that she would have a free ticket since he checked her purse. To me, that's not funny. It's wrong. And unless she was on a date with another guy, he has no reason to be so nasty.

cetlawizard 15

Monday 18 February 2013 8:43

Just out of curiosity...since when are ticket takers aloud to ask for & then rummage through patron's personal belongings? It's not like you were trying to smuggle a weapon through airport security.