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By australian6196 - 05/02/2014 02:36 - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on a road trip through Australia with my dad, we were both complaining that we had yet to see any kangaroos. Suddenly, we saw one up real close. The rental car saw it even closer. FML

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Volcan_fml 22

Wednesday 5 February 2014 11:31

Kangaroos hate tourists.

klorehore 24

Wednesday 5 February 2014 11:29

Perhaps you should check your eyesight. Apparently you didn't see where you were driving either.

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silentxninja 13

Monday 20 April 2015 1:19

Poor Kangaroo =(

ruthieguh 3

Tuesday 21 June 2016 20:29

I didn't realize you meant you killed it until I saw the illustrations! I just thought you saw it pooping or doing something inappropriate next to/on the car hahaha

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