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By caaarl - 19/04/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2013 21:16 - United States - West Chicago

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By wtfiswrongwithher - 07/05/2011 13:56 - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By kana__ - 21/01/2015 16:26 - Japan

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By oops. - 22/12/2018 16:00

Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Friday 20 April 2012 0:03

*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.

TallestThoughts 12

Friday 20 April 2012 0:04

BANG!

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khaayotic 16

Friday 20 April 2012 0:34

I'm actually curious as to what her reaction will be years from now, when she looks through them again.

bethanyjk 0

Friday 20 April 2012 0:35

No big deal.

kalbrek009 20

Friday 20 April 2012 4:22

Says the child who thinks "sticking out of the tongue" is the new "duck face"....quack quack!

ReesieBanana21 12

Friday 20 April 2012 6:54

It is a REALLY big deal. Those are WEDDING PHOTOS. Something you can never replaced. Dur.

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 20 April 2012 0:37

I now pronounce you husband and troll

StreetReaper 9

Friday 20 April 2012 0:40

Mazel Tov. You'll cherish those memories till death do you part.

ReesieBanana21 12

Friday 20 April 2012 0:48

I lub ducks!! But that really sucks.. No memories of that special day.. That are at least decent. xD

ReesieBanana21 12

Friday 20 April 2012 0:50

PHOTO-CHOP!!!!

mullfritt 12

Friday 20 April 2012 0:51

"Duck yeah"

Trisha_aus 15

Friday 20 April 2012 0:52

Ugh!! When will these psychopaths learn that duck faces are not attractive!! They're hideous and no you don't look like a model when you make that face! That's terrible op, don't show it to your kids

Skittles_Rawr 8

Friday 20 April 2012 0:55

What did you marry?

MDTeddy 13

Friday 20 April 2012 1:54

He married an ugly duckling that grew up to realize they will always be ugly.

MDTeddy 13

Friday 20 April 2012 1:53

He married an ugly duckling.

ReesieBanana21 12

Friday 20 April 2012 6:58

Should have left at da ugly duckling.

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Friday 20 April 2012 1:07

too bad wedding pictures are not the kimd you want to laugh about years later...

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