Intimacy: Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told...

By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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You deserved it 6 742

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By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 108

By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 11 634

By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 546

You deserved it 1 084

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 137 056

You deserved it 10 545

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 144

You deserved it 23 113

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 741

You deserved it 2 882

Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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You deserved it 1 554

Heated gamer moment

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 00:00

Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 514

You deserved it 716

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 362

You deserved it 6 198

Talk to her!

By Anonymoys - 06/04/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom

Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML

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You deserved it 392

majones 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:05

Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:11

That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P

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mickeyroxsox 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 7:17

haha

drummerboy957six 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 7:59

then she's the awesome one and you got pwnd

shadow128_fml 0

Monday 21 March 2011 8:44

dude. that blows

OHnathanIO 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:20

Buy some noob lube! The best personal Pwn protection around!

okmankk 4

Friday 24 June 2011 0:57

noobs unite!

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:35

hahahahaa

static0005 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:44

PWNED!!!!!

BB14_fml 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:23

I was vote 11111 on the your life sucks answer!!

madeleinehauck 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 7:30

karishmo 2

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:54

hmmm, it's weird when it's the other way around.....

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Same thing different taste

Get out of the way

Heated gamer moment

Talk to her!

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