By dentallycorrect - 19/08/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML
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misfitSuperStar 0

OMG!!!! Gross!! 'You sure do got a purdy mouth, boy.'

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lolwtfwasthat 0

it's gonna be ok I promise!

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christyxoxo 8

lmfaooo, just imagining this made crack up. [:

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Smoky619 0

must have been the bar next to the ymca

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Smoky619 0

a sailor told me once 'it's not gay if you're under way' maybe he was drunk enough to think you were at sea lol

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allanisj 0

I would scream like a girl too. Wait... I can! I am!!!

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dkainjr 0

I thought navy guys were all about that

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mjolene 0

well you are a navy queer, so that makes you pretty much a little girl.

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mjolene 0

@82, uhh actually no, the military is not the reason we are safe, bc our military is not even here, they are sitting on their asses overseas where nothing is going on. not their fault though. o and the navy zip their pants up in the back, definately queer

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tookietookie123 5

Well I guess he's always wanted to taste semen or is that sea men?

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theAnimalsPain 10

yea guyy or girl, i wud 2!

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