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By blueRocks - 09/02/2016 05:23 - United States - San Francisco
Today, where I work. A resident went into a room & proceeded to poop on the rug & all over every piece of linen. He then took his socks off & dug his toes into it. It took me 30+ mins to clean it off of him, from between his toes & replace all the linens. He wasn't even my resident. FML