Today, we flew to Frankfurt. We couldn't find the airport train...

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By Letteh - 27/03/2017 17:27 - United Kingdom - Borehamwood

Today, we flew to Frankfurt. We couldn't find the airport train station and the terminal didn't seem to match our map. We eventually discovered Frankfurt has two airports, and the city is over 70km away from the one we're in. FML

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