Animals: Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out...

By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2015 21:52 - United States - Tupelo

Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

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By Ouchmybum - 03/11/2018 12:00

Today, whilst out on a walk with the dogs, I decided to explore a different part of the woods. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my bum. Then another. And another. I realised it was wasps and ran. I've been stung 11 times and have to go back tomorrow for the coat I dropped. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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By ReptillianFreeloader - 13/02/2017 11:00 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML

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GruntOfAction 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 23:08

Wow, that's some shitty luck.

null_fml 11

Saturday 16 January 2010 23:15

Freaking out is probably not the best thing to do in the presence of a wasp.

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dochoc_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:19

I don't know what is worse the sting or a face full of dog shit.

gegegegegegegege_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:22

at #10 wasps don't sting people for no reason and YDI for freaking out for no reason

BlueTwist89 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:29

Omg! I'm scared of bees/wasps and I probably woulda done the same thing :(. Fyl.

chaos753159 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:46

sixteenth

brodyjenner 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:56

owned.

shivam1212 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:17

eeeeeeeeeewwwwww he'll no I won't even say

selfemployed 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:25

if you didn't freak out you would have poo face and a sting ydi

chocolateperson1 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:39

lol sux to be you!! :)

ladida94 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 2:28

this is a true fml!!

ichtudirweh 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 2:31

OOH FYL! Watch out for parasites (Unless the dog was yours).

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