Miscellaneous: Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since...

By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 23:52 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML

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By lostinspace - 04/09/2013 16:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML

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By starboy - 10/03/2012 06:50 - United States

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

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By analinguist - 20/02/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 04:00

Today, I can remember enough of a song for it to be stuck in my head, but not enough of it to help me identify the song. FML

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By Venus - 13/03/2014 22:28 - United States - La Crescenta

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML

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By pixkalexi - 20/05/2013 20:14 - United States - North Easton

Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML

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By WTF? - 20/04/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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oathkeeper99 31

Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:09

Could be worse... Could be Bieber stuck in your head

Abby133 14

Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:23

An idiot eh?

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Llama_Face89 33

Tuesday 8 May 2012 17:27

Bastard! You got it stuck in my head now!!

bobofomo1234 1

Tuesday 8 May 2012 17:50

and now its stuck in my head. Thanks

RiceChrispy03 9

Tuesday 8 May 2012 17:57

People have had worse days get over it.

Omnomnomnivore 10

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:08

It's spreading like a virus.. Now it's suck in my head to

booboo1997 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:48

And now it's stuck in my head. Thanks, bro

xo_angel_ox 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:59

a family of star wars singers.. thats odd

KayDubb 6

Tuesday 8 May 2012 19:26

Yes, now your life is ******!

Bigbrodza 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 19:31

Now I have that song stuck in my head. Thanks OP. :/

baked_goods 5

Tuesday 8 May 2012 19:50

Why is this an FML?

hhhwat 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:55

A ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana phone!

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