Transportation: Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my...

By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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You deserved it 100 517

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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You deserved it 4 573

By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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You deserved it 393

By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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You deserved it 97 150

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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Thursday 9 July 2009 1:25

hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI

Eternity_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:25

Karma's a bitch.

Comments

justintodd95 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:02

You deserved that. Some people need to be more patient.

drmike_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:09

this is what happens when dumbass people like you feel like they need to be two seconds ahead of everybody. if I was the other person I would have pulled over got out of the car and laughed at you.

christopherlove 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:50

Story had a happy ending. Hope you wrap yourself around a tree.

ditlihi 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 13:11

Oh, that was me. I do that and jerks get pulled over.

ssnickel 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 14:11

Was the slow asshole riding in the left lane? If so, good for you for cutting him off.

Helldozer 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 14:26

LMAO you got owned you stupid ****

Lau_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 15:15

The car was going slow, meaning the driver was actually respecting the speed limit?? Totally deserved that one!

wasabipeas 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:22

I don't really understand how she deserved this, unless she was in a no passing zone, which she doesn't specify.

coonie1 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:26

karma just buttraped you.

sassyfrass 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 18:55

I admit it, I'm a creeper, and on my way to work everyday there's always at least one car going 40 or 38 or whatever and the speed limit it 45 (I usually go about 49 or 50), and it's only one lane each way. You know what I do? I surely don't tailgate because that exacerbates the problem! I sit back, go 40, and when it opens up to two lanes, then I just calmly go my regular speed and pass them. No flipping off, no honking, nothing. And you know what it cost me? about two minutes of patience and time. I'm not pissed off, they drive how they want and I drive how I want. And we're both happy!

Amkii 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 22:05

#157 - THANK YOU! I'm glad people like you still exist... people who calm down and realize getting angry isn't going to solve anything. You mentioned how tailgating would only exacerbate the problem; I totally agree. Most tailgaters don't understand or think that they're only making the issue worse. Whenever someone tailgates me, I go even slower (as long as I'm not going under the speed limit)! When they back off, I speed up to reward them. lol ;)