Today, and for the past 4 years, my ex-BFF and her mother have... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 07:40

Today, and for the past 4 years, my ex-BFF and her mother have been making my life hell. She called me horrible names, but when I would say something, she would start crying and make me feel bad. She kept snitching on me after I'd broken off the friendship, and made my parents think I'm bad again. Even for things we did together I would be in trouble. FML

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