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By Zacharie - 11/02/2016 04:07 - United States - Chicago

Today, our whole class had a field trip to this place to see a show. When we were walking back my best friend tells me he likes my girlfriend more than just a friend. He says that they are both the same in many things and that someday he will take my place. FML

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