By RHChiliPeppers - 12/09/2015 00:05 - United States - Westminster

Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML
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RHChiliPeppers 17

Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname! - Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)

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randomguy76 14

Ah the joy of the outdoors.

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soulreaper12296 28

Well you aren't supposed to scratch poison oak anyways right?

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worldclassrager 39

All we hope now is that Mother Nature doesn't attack you again In some way

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momac86 17

This doesn't seem to be your thing tell the outdoors to take a hike

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writergirl1029 17

I'm not sure if they'll recommend it now that you've been stung, but if you go to your doctor, you may be able to get prescription strength hydrocortisone. The stuff you get at the store is way too weak for poison oak. If not, Benadryl is your friend to at least help with the itch and it may even put you to sleep so you won't notice the misery.

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cutierawrz 14

Can we get a follow up to make sure you didn't die after posting this.

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RHChiliPeppers 17

Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname! - Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)

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MidnaLink 33

You have to DEVELOP a hatred for those little assholes?

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wondermoose 28

1 cup oatmeal half cup baking soda in a warm bath soothes irritable skin. I'm allergic to a lot of random things and this help a lot.

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ChristySaysRawr 14

Be careful. I hope you make a speedy recovery!

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thejonac 21

why would you go hiking with a rash? :0

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Epickitty58 29

*Spongebob sings in the distance* INDOOOORRS, INDOOOOORRS, IIIIIIIINNDOOOORS

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missmum2010 17

I want to like your comment so much!!! 10000 likes

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To_Die_For 7

I am sorry to hear I hope your week gets better :(

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