Love: Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

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By new name - 06/11/2012 22:03 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML

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By singleagain - 15/05/2012 01:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML

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By unloved - 18/01/2010 05:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife changed her name back to her maiden name. Why? So people would stop asking questions about us. We have been married for 15 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2018 19:00

Today, my wife sent me a text expressing her "love and thinking to the future with you, Chad". Too bad my name isn't Chad. FML

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By hyphen - 09/12/2020 18:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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By MsCobb - 16/02/2013 15:27 - United States - Columbus

Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

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tooiecutie 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:22

bobaganush?

MaskedAspen 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:22

Norris ?

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iLoveUnicornss 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:21

Well , if it is either Norris or Potter , I would totally marry you too .

cuddlebunny3548 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:23

Lol sound like something I would do :/

bobby94_fml 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:26

Mr sherbert? I would marry u 2 if thats the case

PinkPrincesse 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:29

At Least She Loves You Right?

DreBeezy 9

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:38

Well, hey atleast you can flaughnt about your cool last name

mj_ok 9

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:45

Well, is your last name cool?(:

HeavenKD 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:45

I've yet to read any comments any comments as I'm on a mobile platform and i assume that I will be the 99999999th person to ask but, what is your last name?

thinkingatheist 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:58

Now, go to your wife, look her straight in the eye being all serious and say "Let's make babies now!!"

matttheman25 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:00

YDI for falling for her but kudos to an epic name. If you didn't like it that's when you take her name(people do that believe it or not).

howicu 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:09

That's a win

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