Kids: Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:21 - United States - Marlboro

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

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By Aldoch - 30/05/2012 22:41

Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

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Today, my daughter got mad at me for saying I didn't really get the appeal of Kpop. She went off at me, saying that I should "stan BTS" or something to that effect. She's 28. FML

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Saturday 26 April 2014 2:28

Haha dumbass!

DrownedMyFish 18

Saturday 26 April 2014 3:38

Idiots are not exclusive to America.

Comments

CJR7728 8

Monday 28 April 2014 22:28

you brought her into this world you should of kept your legs closed

lamster11 3

Tuesday 29 April 2014 14:58

Technically UK was a part of Canada when earth was in Pangaea.

icepick23 12

Tuesday 29 April 2014 18:00

As long as she is hot, she will still succeed in life. All good. :)

JulianneNG 8

Tuesday 29 April 2014 18:26

I do believe that's what she just did. If the girl is educated in the public school system, I'm certainly not surprised at her vast "stupidity."

JulianneNG 8

Tuesday 29 April 2014 18:39

So many people are overlooking the fact that the child A) Seems to think it's simply acceptable not to care, because nobody is "perfect", and B) referred to "Geography" as "Geometry." In response to a few other comments, it would seem that failure is in fact not teaching her humility, and is in fact only causing her to reject knowledge simply on the grounds that it doesn't matter, in her eyes. I would bet quite a bit of money on the fact that the girl is enlisted in the public school system.