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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 03:56 - United States - Grand Ridge
Today, my sister noticed an ugly zit inside of my ear canal. She offered me 5 dollars if she could be the one to pop it. I'm so self conscious that I gave her 20 dollars to leave me alone. FML