Miscellaneous: Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She...

By SadAndDeaf - 02/09/2014 23:38

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 735

You deserved it 3 118

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By Jackie - 14/09/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 565

You deserved it 49 714

By WOWBear - 05/06/2013 09:46 - United States - Mesa

Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 240

You deserved it 13 196

Desperate times, desperate, dumb measures

By WTFiswrongwithme - 03/03/2020 00:01

Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 197

You deserved it 910

Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 00:00

Today, I arranged a date with a girl online I really get along with, because frankly we both have a filthy sense of humour and love sexting. At the date, it turns out she’s deaf, which is not a problem, but she brought her sister as an interpreter. Without our usual conversation, it was just painfully awkward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 867

You deserved it 124

Foiled

By human lava lamp - 10/03/2013 19:54 - United States - New Britain

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 374

You deserved it 49 715

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 06:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 038

You deserved it 52 923

By elevator-troubles - 18/03/2009 07:59 - Australia

Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'. I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 004

You deserved it 25 880

Sign this!

By Stairs? Noooooo - 15/09/2015 22:31 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I was signing with my deaf brother at a local McDonald's. We were having a laugh about a game we played last night when this morbidly obese woman waddled over to us. She was utterly convinced we were "talking shit" about her and made a scene about our "hand gestures." Seriously? FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 205

You deserved it 1 538

By epic174 - 07/10/2014 22:15 - United States

Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 359

You deserved it 2 806

By Cob - 03/02/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 256

You deserved it 2 430

felixvdl 9

Wednesday 3 September 2014 11:19

Sisters...... You gotta love em.

FracturedMinds 21

Wednesday 3 September 2014 11:28

"So he didn't have to read lips." My guess is OP can read them too.

Comments

SeriousJoker72 18

Wednesday 3 September 2014 13:57

Wow! Sorry it took a guy for her to learn sign, I really feel for you, at lest she's learning tho right?

LittleMissShadow 16

Wednesday 3 September 2014 15:21

Sounds like one hell of a sister.....

leonlee2002 10

Wednesday 3 September 2014 16:18

Teach her something like "**** your mother" and say it means "I love you", then sit back and watch the drama unfold as she puts her new-found knowledge to good (?) use with her boyfriend.

kaykayxx 3

Wednesday 3 September 2014 16:23

She's selfish .-. I would rather learn it to understand my sister than my boyfriend.. Sisters are forever boyfriends not always..

Kris1520 14

Wednesday 3 September 2014 17:49

what an inconsiderate bitch

UsagiArwen 23

Wednesday 3 September 2014 18:13

This, #37, is a stroke of genius. And it's something that I would have done if I had been in Op's shoes.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 3 September 2014 18:18

on the bright side, she probably wouldn't have dated anyone deaf if it weren't for you. So even though she's a bit shallow, at least she's learning

gadgetdwf 10

Wednesday 3 September 2014 18:25

Wow. I rarely find FMLs that make me genuinely angry for the person involved, but thats so gross of your sister. For her only to be bothered to learn for her boyfriend, and not you? Awful. FYL, OP, and you have my sympathy.