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By NotArtistic - 30/03/2016 03:43 - United States - Ambridge

Today, my professor sat me down in a 1 on 1 talk (because I'm a little bit behind in my work). He told me he hoped my project the next day would be good, and that he had every confidence I would pass. The day after turning it in, he wrote on the grade paper: Nevermind F. FML

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