By jku - 02/01/2012 13:18 - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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jku 14

Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

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Epsilonyx 15

That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.

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monkeysareyummy 0
thiscrazything 1
whitey53 5

You should have showed him how hard you can hit with a pillow.

From what I'm understanding you certainly have alot of time on your hands if you look for food ****.

Says the guy with burger in his username..

Sushi is very interesting to look at!!!

Gutmann 0
GoW_Chick 14

That better be some amazing ******* sushi to have him wake you up that early

ninjuh_wingman 29

Sushi is delicious and will do some amazing things.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

If a girl actually let me put meat and vegi's in her and take pictures of it I'd be happy about it too.

That just sounds disgusting :-/ maybe sweets, but a whole meal?! 8-/

xXxIracebethxXx 14

#32 - Sweets, but not a whole meal? WTF are you talking about?

LoganBurrito 6

That is NOT how you make sushi. I know! I've tried. :T

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