Love: Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me out of nowhere.... - FML

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By Testing1234 - 27/03/2016 19:46 - United States - Ontario

Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me out of nowhere. Why? She dreamt that I cheated on her and she took it as a "sign." FML

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