Animals: Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones....

By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was baby sitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog that had passed away four years ago. FML

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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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22cute 17

Tuesday 24 April 2012 11:32

A dog eat dog world, eh?

HoboSmeller 6

Tuesday 24 April 2012 11:36

a weird form of recycling....

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777tman 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 20:27

Stops singing cuz I just punched u in the face...

agreedtodisagree 4

Tuesday 24 April 2012 20:36

I would kill that dog before I die because I wouldn't want some dog chewing my bones after I get buried.

lyssa_jean 7

Tuesday 24 April 2012 20:55

My dog did that once, only rhe dead dog had only been dead a few weeks..... not a pretty pic.... doesnt smell too great either..... FYL

RocRach 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 21:12

That is so messed up,! He needs a proper burial!

HurpMcDerpington 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 21:23

Favorited. Classic.

caligirl___21 4

Tuesday 24 April 2012 21:58

Ewwww!!!!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 24 April 2012 21:59

I hope you named him Hannibal.

lilmissny599 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:17

:( ewww

moneybagz131 6

Tuesday 24 April 2012 23:07

I have a feeling that's gonna happen to me pretty soon

chipps_fml 1

Tuesday 24 April 2012 23:15

Seems he agrees you have good taste in dogs

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Poor good boy

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