Intimacy: Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been... - FML

By ptiluinthesky - 24/11/2008 02:56 - France

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Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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By Mem - 30/05/2014 20:07 - Sweden - Hudiksvall

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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I need my sleep

By ShittyWalls - 09/03/2013 13:35 - United States - Moorestown

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Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML

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By weeping_angel_ - 12/07/2014 14:00 - United States - Cortland

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Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

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Can't wait for the next time

By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

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Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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jebba 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:26

Where was this? I have a neighbor that does the SAME thing.

heyheyhello 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:17

I love how there is like ten people with the same neighbor :)

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metal8214 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:14

same thing with me but they had parties till 2 and threw shit at our house. not exaggerating when I say shit

heyheyhello 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:17

I love how there is like ten people with the same neighbor :)

captinsmith0225 6

Friday 5 August 2011 18:03

agreed

pyrimaniac2 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:13

Dead set aye

shelbyj 6

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:06

Win

Ashley0801 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 7:01

Three simple numbers to make your problem go away . 9-1-1 !!

joesterjoe 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:28

I think we have the same neighbors

DarthVader77 9

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:29

Send him a mailbomb :)

soldiat_fml 17

Monday 22 July 2013 9:51

Turn yours up louder.

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 21:06

Talk to him or make a complaint with the police.

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