Miscellaneous: Today, my mother called to scream at me, demand I see a psychologist...

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By Anon - 02/03/2016 22:51

Today, my mother called to scream at me, demand I see a psychologist for self-mutilation, and ban me from ever seeing her or my sister. I'm 22 and living on my own. All I did was get a tattoo. FML

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